Joseph always has the gems
me: thank god
I'm feeling emo today
I want to tell people I love them and then cuddle
Joseph: i wish i worked with more single women that had that mentality. here is something i read that might cheer you up:
"A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA"
Nov 12th