December 2009
Real Talk With Broseph:
Me: although he'd probably be ok if we had a threesome with [Redacted]
sigh. my life...so hard.
Joseph: i would imagine a [Redacted] threesome would be amazing....it would almost ruin sex. it's like eating bacon wrapped bacon with a side of crazy. too much of a good thing
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
man I wish I could post THAT on Tumblr
that might be an overshare, though, like that one time I took pictures of myself on the toilet at the Bazaar
The original word for "hungover" is "crapulous." →
caro:
nickdouglas:
It dates back to the 1530s.
This should come in handy.
Not joking: 1530s, “sick from too much drinking,” from L. crapula, from Gk. kraipale “hangover, drunken headache, nausea from debauching.” The Romans used it for drunkenness itself. English has used it in both senses.
“And 2005’s Grizzly Man is still our nation’s most chilling reminder of what can...”
– Julie Klausner’s piece, “Augustine’s Second Cat,” over at The Awl is a must read. (via bg5000)
For all the boys who got put in the FRIEND ZONE,...
josephgarcia:
yumwatch:
lauramenorah:
Look. We are sorry we lead you to believe something that might not have been true. We are sorry we don’t feel the way that you do. We are sorry your feelings are hurt. But we are not sorry for laughing at your jokes, or playing video games with you, or asking your advice on something really hard… because some girls don’t have friends that wanna do that....
For all the boys who got put in the FRIEND ZONE,...
lauramenorah:
Look. We are sorry we lead you to believe something that might not have been true. We are sorry we don’t feel the way that you do. We are sorry your feelings are hurt. But we are not sorry for laughing at your jokes, or playing video games with you, or asking your advice on something really hard… because some girls don’t have friends that wanna do that. Some of us have...
"I AM brown"
me: so the family totally grilled Kevin about marriage/family/commitment on Christmas Eve
Joseph: no guy likes to be grilled, i would have run and I AM a family guy
me: hahahahahha
yeah but my family is cool...we talk about everything together, nothing's off limits
nobody judges
Joseph: grilling is always off limits
me: remember my cousin grows marijuana for a living...and nobody cares
not in my family -- you have to be able to argue and defend yourself about EVERYTHING
you would like it actually...it's fun
plus lots of babies and dogs! we love babies and dogs
Joseph: who doesnt iike babies and dogs?
monsters thats who
and we all know how i feel about monsters
me: hahahahaha
my nieces are totally into Princess and the Frog right now
Joseph: same with my niece
kids i tell you
me: but nieces are the best
mine got a QUAD for christmas...do you know what that is?
I'll send you a picture
Joseph: lol yes i know what a "quad" is
i AM brown
me: hahahahah
Santa Wants Me To Be So Mad Luxurious
tesslynch:
Do you know what I can do now, post-Christmas, that I couldn’t do before?
I can crack open a bottle of wine from a CASE OF WINE, sit in a CASHMERE BLAZER with CASHMERE FINGERLESS GLOVES and A CASHMERE SCARF, play SCRABBLE SUPERDELUXE EDITION or SIMS 3 WORLD EXPLORER EXPANSION PACK, fix myself an elaborate dinner prepared in a CUISINART ELITE FOOD PROCESSOR and LE CREUSET CASSEROLE...
While he reads a Buffy comic
Mixin’ a little Adult Alternative for my boyfriend while I make Asparagus-Broccoli Chowder*:
“Boner”, Grand National
“Little Secrets”, Passion Pit
“The Party”, St. Vincent
“Me and Julio”, Paul Simon
“The Way Young Lovers Do”, Van the Man
“Good Year For the Roses”, Elvis Costello
“Carpetbaggers”, Jenny...
clearly:
me: OMG! remind me there's a Louisa May Alcott thing on tonight on PBS I want to tape!!!
Kevin: ...
me: actually...yeah, nevermind, I'll remind myself
Kevin: :)
Louisa May Alcott - The Woman Behind 'Little... →
Who ELSE is excited about the Louisa May Alcott American Masters program premiering tonight at 8pm??? ANYBODY??? ANYBODY???? :D
I live with two Everybody Loves Raymond fans...
jhnbrssndn:
iisabelle:
… French-canadians…
ELR is one of my GPIPTAIPs*
Guilty Pleasures I’m Prepared To Admit In Public
Okay, me? I’m totally ok with LOL’ing at King of Queens. (PATTON OSWALT! JERRY STILLER! EVEN LOU FERRIGNO ON OCCASION!!)
huge pet peeve
melissamayhem:
when people say “volumptuous.”
Mine is “flustrated.”
BEST THING ABOUT GROWING UP IN LA
You’re always back in your own apartment by 8pm on December 25th, with working cable, an ashtray, and a fridge full of tamales leftover from Christmas dinner.
“yes it’s hard to meet girls in Los Angeles. The first thing they normally ask...”
– Hey Del! Take that back!
You’ve got this LA girl all wrong, anyway — I’ve never cared what my boyfriends drive or what they do for a living, just as long as they’re RIDICULOUSLY good looking and have giant penises.
“Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You’d know...”
– Bob Dylan (via molls)
Wish I could reblog/like this about FIFTY MILLION TIMES right now. Feel u, grrrrl. FEEL U SO MUCH. (Also I was listening to “Visions of Johanna” just as you posted this, FEELIN YOU FROM 3,000 MILES AWAY.)
Post Supervisors Vs Werner Herzog
josephgarcia:
There are a lot of reasons why my new job is way better than my old job. Today I add a new reason to that list.
My supervisor got into a yelling match with Werner Herzog during Grizzly Man, because Werner thought the color correction was going to ruin him.
My boss almost got into fisticuffs with one of the directors I respect most.
Seriously, I love my new job.
in addition to the other engagement news i got...
molls:
my best friend from high school is marrying my second cousin as of last night. I set them up back in 2002.
MARRIED.
This is…so much like Real Life right now.
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On Dudes Named Paolo:
Isn’t it always the case that “Paolo” is the guy who steals your girlfriend away during her Trip Abroad? Or there’s just always some guy named “Paolo” she just met last month who is “making things complicated” and that’s why she can’t “get involved” right now.
Fuck Paolo. Bullshit name. All he wants to do is “hit it and...
melissamayhem:
Just tried a potato ball from Porto’s for the first time EVER.
F me in the A, that’s some straight up crack.
My life & thighs are ruined forever.
YES YES YES
THEY TASTE LIKE GOD’S BALLS
ohmylord.
Gothamist Sold To Mystery Buyer? →
soupsoup:
What do you know, Nick?
Holy shit I need to find out about this IMMEDIATELY.
Dear Los Angeles:
Why are there fireworks going off right now in this city??? Mostly in North Hollywood. But why would there be fireworks? Repeated fireworks? Is somebody celebrating Saturnalia? I can’t even keep track anymore.
File under: THINGS I NEED TO KNOW.
