April 2009
“Jack must play video games to know to shoot the fuel cannisters.”
– Mark Coale (via)
HA! This is exactly what was running through my mind when this happened on ‘LOST’.
(via danhacker)
These words actually just came from my fingers....
me: actually, I have pretty much completed Oblivion
I am obsessed
Flynn: nice
i just finished it like last week
me: sooooo good
Flynn: it is good
except nirnroot is lame
me: oh yeah I'm doing that now
the stupid potion or whatever is sorta useless
Flynn: totally dumb
what kind of character are you
me: high elf
mage-warrior'
I use a ton of spells
Flynn: i deigned my own mage warrior type
me: and I am now offically a giant nerd.
Flynn: yup
me: oh well!
The King of Kong →
fimoculous:
For anyone who saw The King of Kong: Steve Wiebe set a new Donkey Kong Jr record.
Haiku For Porto's Meat Pies
tesslynch:
Puff pastry enrobes
Inside: some meat filling, season’d
This is why you’re fat
thisismyfavoritesong:
“Mother and Child Reunion”...
Twilight With Cheeseburgers on Perez Hilton →
atencio:
We’ve also been featured on Entertainment Weekly’s Popwatch, Slashfilm, and the front page of Buzzfeed. The best comments, however, are on the official New Moon fansite (some of the tweens think my Edward sparkles are better than the ones in the movie, which is gratifying because they were a total bitch to make). If you haven’t watched it yet, now’s the time.
The comments from the...
Productivity:
There are few things in this world that make you feel more like a responsible, virtuous human being than a freshly washed, newly oil-changed, full-tanked car. Truly, it’s way up there on the awesome scale.
Faith No More: Land of Sunshine (Angel Dust)
I...
“The dirty secret of higher education is that without underpaid graduate students...”
– Op-Ed Contributor - End the University as We Know It - NYTimes.com
I just need to send this to people who ask me why I didn’t finish grad school. Grad school in the humanities. THE HUMANITY is right.
“Under my administration, the days of science taking a back seat to ideology are...”
– President Obama, in this morning’s address to the National Academy of Sciences.
(via thewordunheard)
(via suckafuck)
I love this. This is our dream. I don’t care if putting man on the moon is expensive and pointless, it’s in a much higher moral category of expensive and pointless than...
Tips on Leftovers
When you have a raft of slow-cooked pork in your fridge, and an ocean of homemade chicken stock in your freezer, it is best to look to Mexico for dinnertime inspiration. Accessorize your soupy sloop with as many fresh vegetables and mild cheeses as you can muster.
Leftover slow-cooked pork + stale tortillas + fresh squash + jalapenos + stock= Southwestern Pork Soup.
(Also include onions, garlic,...
“American food writers
American television personalities
Female wartime spies...”
– Julia Child - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This is a pretty nice list of things to have listed on your grave/in your Wikipedia entry.
yup
mollylambert:
gifparty:
This was my day.
my homeslice matt hausfater's show is getting some... →
molls:
Not a tattoo. That wouldn’t be very Bunco Mom-ish, and that’s exactly what his show is about. It’s about ladies all over the country who get together and bond over this card game they all play. Your mom probably plays it, too. I know mine has a handful of times.
It’s basically just an excuse for theses ladies to get together once a month, get shitfaced on fancy cocktails and play a game...
I know you're dying, and I know you know it too
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
Tickets for Van the Man @ the Orpheum are ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS
I think I might cry…my dad and I are (no jokes at all here) the biggest “Astral Weeks” fans in the entire universe. We’ve also both been unemployed for the past two months. FML.
Then we sat on our own star and dreamed
It is absolutely IMPERATIVE that I see Van Morrison at the Orpheum in May, preferably accompanied by my two favorite men in the entire universe (my dad and my boyfriend, obvs).
“liam’s theory is that if you go to english class, you must want to be an english...”
– morning after report: 90210 (via laist) (via tenderbuttons)
Ha, that’s Lindsay talking from experience.
“In 1989, I was living with my best friend since kindergarten, Greg Grunberg....”
– J.J. Abrams on the Magic of Mystery
still loving this article.
(via peterwknox)
Flow Charts
I want to know if anybody’s done a really serious study of Laurel vs. Coldwater canyons. Which one REALLY IS FASTER, all other things being equal. For the purposes of your mental experiment, you are driving from Beverly Hills to North Hollywood during rush hour, and you are easily angered by slow-moving cars even though “you grew up here, is this like surprising to you?”
Anyway,...
Watchls86:
The Amazing Adventures of Dave and Jennie: Gettin’ Laid!
Good stuff from Honor Student, check it out!
SEXXXXXY!
Temping
Temping is one of those things that is equal parts totally boring and totally exciting. For one, it’s nerve-wracking — new place, new parking sitch, new people, new bathrooms, new lunch options! I’m actually secretly totally socially neurotic and these things make me tremble with anxiety all day long.
I had to spend all day doing the exact opposite of what I usually do, namely...
Bill Moyers Journal - Interview with David Simon,... →
dalasverdugo:
Simon is so raw in this interview. He talks about the realities of many of America’s social problems. Must-watch.
Saving for later…and for all my buds
ROASTY PIGS!
Man I love pork tenderloin. So juicy! Healthy! Stuffable! Here’s my lazy day “stuff I had around” Spinach-Stuffed Pork Tenderloin
One 1-1 1/2 pound pork tenderloin ($11.50 for a pack of four at Costco, four pounds of meat)
1 cup thawed & drained frozen spinach
1/2 minced onion
A few cloves minced garlic
1/4-1/2 cup italian breadcrumbs
Butterfly and pound the...
