June 2010
Four Hours, Nineteen Minutes
Time I have left as a twenty-something person.
(Mom called and said it’s ok if I don’t actually celebrate until 6:16pm tonight, thanks Mom’s vagina!)
Pretty much going to spend all day eating everything tasty ever and drinking anything fermented I set eyes on.
The Only DVDs My Parents Own:
Long Way Round
Firefly
Letting Go of God
SO PROUD, you guys. Tears. Seriously.
Stop the new Los Angeles Food Truck Bill from... →
tumblangeles:
The food truck bill is a sneaky way to try to put these food trucks out of business by not allowing them to park at metered spots.
Save our food trucks!
also applies to the World Cup:
This is, however, a REALLY great excuse to make District 9 jokes.
“YOU’VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH PRAWNS, HAVEN’T YOU??? HAVEN’T YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!”
“Game of Thrones” preview from last Sunday’s “True Blood” premiere.
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
ALMOST MORE THAN I WAS ABOUT LOTR.
Olivia Munn: From Playboy to The Daily Show →
julieklausner:
One day, I will write about my feelings concerning this article, and I’ll reference my own experiences around The Daily Show without changing names and shrouding details, but I’m waiting to have a career worth writing a showbiz memoir about, and for doctors to invent a new kind of blood pressure medication that makes you not hold grudges/ generally be furious.
Let it be said...
No Ceilings: The Summer of Joseph or How I will... →
I woke this morning to this email from Carrie:
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And with this ‘welcome to the wonderful world of unemployment’ email Carrie has become my new personal assistant. Her responsibilities are mainly to help me achieve everything that is on my list. Before you ask what list and what this is all…
Dang. Hope I’m getting “health insurance” from this job.
JK, Broseph...