January 2011
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EVERYTHING'S COOL, GUYS
My parents came over and I was nervous and hoping they wouldn’t accidentally go into Kevin’s bathroom (fratboy status), but then they gave us some homemade goodies (turkey chili, a Mason jar full of roasted tomatillo salsa, cookies!), plus a bottle of champagne.
It rained, then it stopped. I wore a purple dress and did not break my leg getting out of the car in high heels.
Then we...
My parents are coming over in two hours
My parents are coming over.
To our apartment.
In two hours.
(To meet us for for drinks and appetizers before going to dinner at Animal for my boyfriend’s birthday weekend! So much fun! EXCEPT:)
I AM SO NERVOUS YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I am serving cheese, chorizo, caviar, and crackers as appetizers. They are bringing the champagne.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.
We have lived here for almost...
osmium:
tesslynch:
steely dan — any major dude...
Eat Like a Bear, Look Like a Fox
This is going to be the idea for my my new cookbook that I will think about for a week and then never write. Don’t steal it from me please. It’s conceptually ragged and totally dependent on a very loose interpretation of scientific fact.
Today so far I’ve eaten two eggs, a handful of almonds, and a huge bowl of very seaweedy-veggie-tofuey soup that basically tastes like the...
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Question for Vegetarians Regarding Certain Bivalve...
You know how vegetarians/vegans will sometimes say “I don’t eat anything that has a face” (which actually I think is very cute and a useful principle!)?
WHAT ABOUT OYSTERS? And clams? And mussels! And GEODUCKS! My god, the geoducks. Are they animal or alien?
No faces. These guys do not have a face. Am I right? Do oysters even have brains? Are they even animals? (Don’t...
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L.A. Ranked #1 Rudest City in America →
tumblangeles:
Agree or disagree?
Wait, so being a flaky, self-absorbed asshole is a BAD THING???
I’ve made terrible life decisions.
More information about Los Angeles:
Yesterday I drove from North Hollywood to Simi Valley to see my doggy and let my parents feed me. I took the 101 through Calabasas and Agoura Hills, then I got off in Thousand Oaks and took the long way home past my old high school and down Lynn Road (which becomes Olsen Road, which becomes Madera Road, which becomes the hills).
Today I drove from Simi Valley to North Hollywood after spending a...
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LOLOL LOS ANGELES YOU SO CRAZY SOMETIMES
Today my boyfriend and I tried to adopt kittens, see “The Fighter”, and eat Ethiopian food. While trying to do all of that, we saw:
Pauly D from Jersey Shore
a guy with a big fuck-off beard who is actually a member of ZZ Top!
the Indian guy from 30 Rock/Weeds
Then on the way home from not adopting kittens, seeing “The Green Hornet”, and eating Indian food, we drove by...
WatchThey’re doing SUCH a good job with this.
Only three months and then WINTER IS COMING.
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Facial Lesmorphia
kindafabulous:
A condition defined by the fact that whenever I look in the mirror, I only see the face of a beautiful lesbian staring back at me.
Ed 4-ever.
sometimes a great notion: Proposal, Tom Vaughan →
sometimesagreatnotion:
Let’s fall in love - In our mid-thirties It’s not only Where the hurt is. I won’t get smashed up Should you go Away for weekends - We both know No two people Can be completely All-sufficient. But twice weekly We’ll dine together Split the bill, Admire each other’s Wit. We will Be splendid…
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theidiotking:
The Mae Shi - Run To Your Grave
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Thoughts on Homemade Caesar Dressing:
3-4 garlic cloves
3-4 drained anchovy filets
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 egg
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese
Juice of one lemon
A few dashes Worcestershire
Salt and pepper
1/2 cup (more or less) olive oil
Use a food processor, brand new Christmas blender!!!, or “Magic BulletLOLOLOL” to blend the garlic, anchovy, mustard, egg, parmesan, and lemon until very smooth.
(If...
