Too busy to email you back because of all this salmon in my mouth; also because I just got home from 75 minutes of traffic on the 405. 
(Mostly “you” are my mother! But also everybody else, ever. I did send a birthday card to my grandmother this week, so all other personal responsibilities are irrelevant. Also, Mom & I are calendared to see “Breaking Dawn” together on Sunday, which is honestly my most pressing engagement.)
(This picture was supposed to be an awesome GIF but I have too little time to figure this out.)

Too busy to email you back because of all this salmon in my mouth; also because I just got home from 75 minutes of traffic on the 405. 

(Mostly “you” are my mother! But also everybody else, ever. I did send a birthday card to my grandmother this week, so all other personal responsibilities are irrelevant. Also, Mom & I are calendared to see “Breaking Dawn” together on Sunday, which is honestly my most pressing engagement.)

(This picture was supposed to be an awesome GIF but I have too little time to figure this out.)