Mysteries: Who's Stalking You On Facebook?
I’ve been obsessed by this all day. Mine:
- My roommate from when I lived Jordan who I openly stalk on Facebook because she is bad at keeping in touch.
- This guy I met in India with whom I was soul-crushingly in love, but he was only marginally interested in me. I used to search him all the time, but now I’m over that now (well, not totally).
- A peripheral friend whom I want to make out with, but I don’t think I search that much.
- A friend from Jordan. Kinda random.
- A woman I was friends with in India. I also openly Facebook stalk her because she has a cool life in England.
So do all these people have crushes on me or what?
THIS IS BULLSHIT. It’s not working for me. Just like muxtape, I’m convinced the entire world is involved in a conspiracy against me. Is it Firefox? Why can I not do this? Ughhhhhhhh.